Incubus For Hire

someday I’ll have the balls tondo what I should’ve done a long time ago.

one-time-i-dreamt:

leiaa-organa:

one-time-i-dreamt:

shrinkthisviolet:

fandom-apocalypse-42:

one-time-i-dreamt:

myrddraaleatsyellowsnow:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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owlinadayswork:

sherlockisthenight:

yeeeem:

anotherhawk:

captainlordauditor:

one-time-i-dreamt:

luischocolatier:

jollygreengiantdick:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

On another note, if anyone was wondering what strawberries actually are

Reblog if you too are an aggregate accessory fruit

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE BERRIES IN THEIR NAMES IF THEY ARE NOT BERRIES

ARE BLUEBERRIES EVEN BERRIES

IS ANYTHING A BERRY

yes blueberries are berries! and so are tomatoes!

The beekeepers were fucking the bees why are y’all still talking about berries

ARE WE ACTUALLY BERRIES

WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE BEES

Are we human

OR

Are we berries

our parents birthed us, so we’re the *fruit* of their labor

(via one-time-i-dreamt)

ghostclvb:

ghostclvb:

ghostclvb:

ghostclvb:

watching spy kids: island of lost dreams aka the single most ambitious and masterful piece of modern american cinema ever created

holy shit the creature designs in this movie were NEXT FUCKING LEVEL

spy kids 2:

me, approximately age 9:

“do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is probably THE hardest line of dialogue ever spoken in the history of modern film and people regularly search google for its origin just to find out steve buscemi said it in a movie about adolescent spies from 2002

(via angel-of-death-2015)

insomniac-arrest:

Atlantis is like if they took a cast from a work place related comedy (think Parks and Rec, Brooklyn 99, The Office) and instead of low-stakes hijinks sent them on an Epic Quest

and it’s great

(via lyrafay)

iamtypinglike98madmen:

with the new round of JK rowling being a transphobic prick rolling out, I think it’s important to reference what I call the H.P. Lovecraft rule. Fans of Lovecraft’s stuff openly acknowledge that he was remarkably racist and that his shitty beliefs bled into his work, whether through metaphors or more blatant pieces of the text, while also enjoying the monster concepts and such that he created. They use critical thinking when approaching his work and acknowledge . In my opinion, it’s fine for people to still like Harry Potter, it’s just important to acknowledge that the Rowling’s own shitty beliefs also bled into her work (the house elves ‘enjoying’ slavery, the sexism, the antisemitism with the goblins, laughable attempt at gay inclusion, lycanthropy being compared to AIDS, etc.). I really don’t think it’s bad for anyone to still enjoy the franchise, it’s just really important to use critical thinking when consuming it, which is true of any media really.

Also I know there are people who are going to drop it all together, and honestly valid, can’t blame ya, it’s just that I saw a post saying ‘you can’t separate it from her beliefs!’ and I just wanted to point out the truth in that while ALSO pointing out that it doesn’t mean people have to quit it altogether - they just need to be smart in their consumption. If someone says something along the lines of, “JK Rowling sucks but the series is still perfect, I’ll just pretend she didn’t write it,” then that’s not critical thinking. That’s just trying to make yourself feel better and pretend there’s nothing wrong with it instead of admitting there are things absolutely wrong with it and that the thing you like is flawed.

(via bpdkyle)

queersona:

queersona:

“i was a transtrender” no you werent. you were just questioning your identity and then you decided that wasn’t for you. that’s a fucking healthy thing to do. fuck off lmao

Questioning is:

-healthy

-common

-normal

Questioning isn’t:

-an excuse to be transphobic towards often young individuals

(via askr-deactivated20230503)